NO, I am not having twins

Seriously, strangers need to keep their mouths shut. Asking my due date is okay, but then telling me how huge I am and the fact that it looks like I am having twins because I still have a month and a half left is just plain rude. Maybe I should just bitch slap you and then blame it on the hormones. Next time you might think twice about opening your huge mouth and saying something that isn't a compliment. Remember, if you don't have anything nice to say, than don't say it.